Batshit Times

Issue 3

Turn now to platforms and demigods and vibe shifts, for the hour is upon us that this Empire will eclipse. Feed more on screenshots and gas fees and shitposts, indulge ye on clapbacks and live reels and ripostes. So embark on this dangerous, valiant quest: tear down Mount Olympus and gods with their jest, slay the hydra of clickbait and don’t let it rest, punch a bitch in the face at the pro-cop protest! Rebuild ye these ruins, make temples for culture. This war will be won if we act a bit vulgar. Your worldview is crumbling and shattered oh dear! But the phoenix reborn is a neurodivergent nonheteronormative queer!

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